I feel like I can never win, no matter what--I will always come in last place. Even behind the people who you could swear, didn't have a chance. Finally, I get my all too over-protective mother to let me have one night of fun. After first, she had completely denied the thought of letting me go, but then after a series of guilt trips. She caved.

Let's make a long story short-- I can't go.

Maybe I shouldn't try to do these things, maybe I should just stay home from now on and let what is supposed to happen... happen. This, obviously wasn't meant tobe.

It is unsanitary, and disgusting. I find myself gagging involuntarily as I can see my reflection in your face, and even more disturbingly... your hair. I never thought I was asking for much, it is actually a very basic task. Shower, shampoo, condition. But apparently not. It is repulsive and I don't know a better way to get my point across than gift wrapping a Christmas basket, filled to the top with facial soaps and a never-ending supply of shampoo.

But, what if you DO shower? Pouring half a bottle of gel in your hair is not something ANYONE finds attractive. If anything it isn't helping anything.

Then, there are the people who shower regularly, hair is pristine but when they spread there lips to reveal those pearly whites--there is
anything put. Instead, an ugly orange residue has completely taken over you teeth, leading me too wonder how your teeth haven't fallen out yet, or been eaten away by whatever germ is living on your teeth.

Hygiene isn't a priority, nor is it a luxury. Shower people, you'll thank me.

I feel like I can never win, no matter what--I will always come in last place. Even behind the people who you could swear, didn't have a chance. Finally, I get my all too over-protective mother to let me have one night of fun. After first, she had completely denied the thought of letting me go, but then after a series of guilt trips. She caved.

Let's make a long story short-- I can't go.

Maybe I shouldn't try to do these things, maybe I should just stay home from now on and let what is supposed to happen... happen. This, obviously wasn't meant tobe.

It is unsanitary, and disgusting. I find myself gagging involuntarily as I can see my reflection in your face, and even more disturbingly... your hair. I never thought I was asking for much, it is actually a very basic task. Shower, shampoo, condition. But apparently not. It is repulsive and I don't know a better way to get my point across than gift wrapping a Christmas basket, filled to the top with facial soaps and a never-ending supply of shampoo.

But, what if you DO shower? Pouring half a bottle of gel in your hair is not something ANYONE finds attractive. If anything it isn't helping anything.

Then, there are the people who shower regularly, hair is pristine but when they spread there lips to reveal those pearly whites--there is
anything put. Instead, an ugly orange residue has completely taken over you teeth, leading me too wonder how your teeth haven't fallen out yet, or been eaten away by whatever germ is living on your teeth.

Hygiene isn't a priority, nor is it a luxury. Shower people, you'll thank me.